Interesting, that.
You Are 68% Massachusetts |
![]() You're pretty Massachusetts, but you're starting to slip. Go eat a bulky roll and flip off a New Yorker. |
(I believe they mean a "bulkie" roll and not some sort of disproportionately-sized sandwich bread.)
By way of Dr. "Let's go slice up this fat bastard" Raven.



11 comments:
I am not sure I've ever said that phrase, but I kinda like it.
how come you're only as Massachusetts as I am, and you're from here?
I could have gotten another couple points but I refuse to call it a "carriage".
You should adopt that as your new catchphrase.
I'm not really as much of a Masshole as other natives. My worldview is too broad.
I'm 72% Massachusetts. Guess I need to eat a "bulky" roll. I've never heard of a whiffle haircut, but it sounds pretty horrible. Nor do I use the phrase "wicked pissa" and I try my best to avoid people who do.
@Susie: You've never heard of a whiffle?!? Buzzed short all the way around. Low-maintenance and aerodynamic.
I agree with you on the phrase.
96% that carriage thing got me...
I scored 16%. I read somewhere you have to score at least a 32% to be considered for residency.
@Nichole: No, we take all kinds. We even squeeze in the occasional Ohioan.
Show me the proof. I'm fairly certain I read that in your government sites. I'm just going to have to go live on the beach on an island somewhere. It'll be hard but someone has to do it. Besides, DD had some chowda last week that he proclaimed good enough to grace the tables in Boston if served in a breadbowl. So what else is left? A whiffle haircut is not very tempting.
There are numerous ladies who would argue otherwise.
It doesn't count if they are from MA
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