Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Subway Life Lessons: On the Red Line

Random people tend to talk to me on the subway. I'm not sure what it is - Do I look friendly? Am I perceived to be a good audience for unsolicited commentary? A helpful resource? Do I just stand too close to the loonies while waiting for the T?

Last night was no exception, as an imposing, bald, goatee-sporting gent, thoroughly soused - looked like a biker (his words) - sought my help to attack the insurmountable problem of locating the proper train (the Braintree line, being one of two possible options) and befriended me for the trip home.

After at first fearing for my life, in 20 minutes conversing with this chap I learned:

  • Life is a f---ing game
  • Confidence is key in any situation - business, interviews, first date, etc.
  • Learn to play chess when everyone else is playing checkers (metaphorically speaking)
  • The market's a funny thing (both job and asset markets)
  • Life's all about making money (corollary: do what you love but if you make money doing it then you don't work a day in your life)
  • Get into political campaigning to make a lot of money
  • His buddies were all good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good people
  • Conversations with drunk people are really annoying when you're sober (my own conclusion)
To his credit he was friendly, made the long ride back interesting, and was responsible enough to call for a ride and not drive home drunk when he got to his station.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Gather Weekly: Super Earth, Hellenic hijinks, fix-it bills and more

This week's Gather articles (12/12-12/19):

Finance


Politics

Social Media

Unemployment

Science

Humor

Health Care Reform

Friday, December 18, 2009

Holiday humor: SNL's "Schweddy Balls" sketch (video)

This time of year causes many to think of friends, family, and holiday traditions. One of my favorite holiday traditions is rewatching the infamous Schweddy Balls skit from Saturday Night Live. This is . . . more

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Hate Facebook? Sick of social media? Check out Seppukoo

Tongue-in-cheek anti-social network Seppukoo seeks to provide social media-haters with a way to display their disdain for the explosive social-technology phenomenon. The site offers users a way . . . more

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The Golden Age of Video

By way of Benoc, we get this music video:



Apparently created by a gent named Ricardo Autobahn (presumably not his given name).

"Autobahn...their music is a sort of - ugh - techno-pop."

Saturday, December 5, 2009

What's this I hear about your TPS reports?

This caused me immense hilarity (click to biggify):



So meta.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Graphic designer by day, comedian by night

If you're a graphic designer or have ever worked in creative services, this chain of emails between a potential client and a graphic designer will be especially amusing. (If not it's just funny.)

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Logo Design

Hello David,

I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something to show prospective clients this week so would you be able to pull something together in the next few days? I will also need a couple of pie charts done for a 1 page website. If deal goes ahead there will be some good money in it for you.

Simon



From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 3.52pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon,

Disregarding the fact that you have still not paid me for work I completed earlier this year despite several assertions that you would do so, I would be delighted to spend my free time creating logos and pie charts for you based on further vague promises of future possible payment. Please find attached pie chart as requested and let me know of any changes required.

Regards, David.



Read the rest of the chain.

No idea if this is real or not, but either way it's hilarious because it certainly could be.

From 27b/6* by way of TBP.

(*How's that for a home page?)

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Senator Clay Davis




Sheeeeeeeeeeeit.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Wu-Tang Financial

Funny - peep this ad from Chappelle's Show:

Chappelle's Show
Wu-Tang Financial
www.comedycentral.com
Buy Chappelle's Show DVDsBlack ComedyTrue Hollywood Story


Thanks to Ritholtz over at TBP for the vid.

C.R.E.A.M.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Jon Stewart spoofs Glenn Beck (video)

Wow. Jon Stewart, king of satire, goes above and beyond even his high standards with this hilarious spoof of Fox News' resident conspiracist populist loon Glenn Beck. In this clip from The Daily Show . . . more

Monday, November 2, 2009

Jon Stewart reams FOX News [The Daily Show video]

Jon Stewart does what he does best - slaying the forces of hypocrisy and idiocy with his particular arsenal of sardonic wit. His target this time is Fox News. An easy target, but amusing and effective . . . more

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Kramer's Entrances

Unfortunately not nearly as funny as I hoped it would be, but still - enter Cosmo:

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Don't Ruin American Healthcare!



"I do not want the government sayin' 'Here, this medicine will treat your disease. Take it! We'll even pay for it.'" - Phil, Uninsured

Via The Treatment.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Conan O'Brien Injured Video

While filming a video segment with Teri Hatcher for The Tonight Show last Friday, Conan O'Brien suffered a concussion. He sustained . . . more

Monday, September 28, 2009

Dear Lily,

Lily Allen's been having a hard time recently. Called out for being a hypocrite after she ranted about copyright piracy, then oh-so-gently mocked in this brilliant ditty by Dan Bull:




Hat tip to TBP for the story and vid.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Economics



Via TBP.

Health Care Reform PSA Video with Will Ferrell, Jon Hamm, and others

Will Ferrell, Jon Hamm, Donald Faison, and other actors have teamed up with the folks over at MoveOn.org and Funny or Die to put together . . . more

Friday, September 18, 2009

Swear Jar

Comedy:

Little girl throws baseball back video

Hilarious, cute video of a 3 year-old girl as she throws the baseball back down into the stands below. Her long-time Phillies fan dad's expression is priceless (he later got a signed ball and the fam . . . more

Monday, September 14, 2009

Kanye West Interrupts Obama's Speech

Check out this clip showing the rude Kanye West as he interrupts Obama's speech to the joint session of Congress (with the help of some clever and timely video and audio editing). Enjoy: . . . more