Monday, March 5, 2007

txtmsg4u

I know less about women...than anyone in the world.

But are we still in high school? Do we lack the maturity to engage in actual conversation? Are we so lazy that we must communicate by text message?

Seriously. WTF?

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Should I stop texting you?

MRhé said...

No, future wives are excluded from my rant.

Mean Rachel said...

I am extremely anti txt-relationships.
A terrible foundation to any relationship.

Drunken txts excluded, because we've all been there.

rooroo said...

if i had your phone number i would text, "r u going 2 harpoonfest this wknd??"

MRhé said...

MR: I actually very rarely drunk text or dial. I take great pride in this.

Amanda: Is this a not-so-subtle request for my digits?

Actually I didn't even realize it was this weekend until I heard people talking about it today. I'm not sure...I have to check my schedule. Also, as usual, my bank account is a cruel, cruel mistress.

rooroo said...

we have managed to see each other quite a bit in the last few years without exchanging phone numbers so maybe we don't need to! ;) usually laurie calls you for me. i will get 'em next time i see you APPARENTLY not on p'tues. maybe harpoonfest? EVENTUALLY.

MRhé said...

True enough. LB is our social middle[wom]man.

My digits are a prized commodity indeed. Upwards of three women in the Greater Boston area have them.

Laurie said...

"I m going 2 harpoonfest this wknd."

And Pickin' Tuesday, I think. Hangin' out? I'll text you to confirm.

Anonymous said...

You do too drunk dial and drunk text! Usually your drunk dials are something like "Hi. Um. Yeah. I'm calling you."

I'm glad I can continue to text you ;)

MRhé said...

I'm dubious.

Mean Rachel said...

heh
1 point to heather for calling mrhe out on his game
mainly b/c i am hammered right now
so THIS is what it's like to be DD45.
got it.

damn, no wonder he can't spell.
it's quite the effort.

p.s. work is going to suck tomorrow.

rooroo said...

laurie, are you talking to me? i sent you approx. 84 emails today but if you choose to communicate via mrhe i am down with that!! i am going to p'tues--wanna carpool? we can chat abt the weekend then. xox

MRhé said...

A) Heather, when the hell did I last drunk text or dial you?

B) This is not a clearing house for your social plans, ladies.

rooroo said...

what if we are making them with you? you should attend both p'tues (which is technically free) and h'fest.

MRhé said...

Valid points, both.

But it would take the entirety of my fortune at the moment to purchase one beer.

Anonymous said...

Whoa. Harpoon fest is this weekend? WTF? Also, if Mrhe shows up at pickin' tuesday tonight, I'll buy him a beer. I suggest that you all volunteer the same courtesy for a struggling artist.

-benoc

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure when the last one was- my cell phone sucks, so if you call me once, and then call me again a week later, it only tracks the latest call.

Not that I should talk because I am the queen of drunk dialing.

You definitely drunk blitz too, and I have proof of that in my saved email folder...

MRhé said...

A) I said I very rarely drunk dial or text.

B) My last drunk blitz was at least five years ago.

rooroo said...

the points tally for tonight should be rollin' in soon. we missed you!! don't miss the 'poon fest or i'll cry.

MRhé said...

I know, it's too bad I couldn't make it last night.

The 'poon fest will be tough, but we shall see.