Scoot Over

Because the only thing better than new entries here at Chez MRhé is commentary on old entries, I decided to revisit one of my favorite categories: Deconstructing Scottoway. What follows is a list of my hilarious, creative nicknames for everyone's favorite
fajitaphile/cyclist/photog/EE:

Scottowebs Intertubes
Scottobrew Beersalot
Scottoway Noblogs (internet circa 1994)
Scottoway Blogsalot (Web 2.0)
Scottoway Workswith-Woodalot
Scottoway S. Otericallyrantsalot
Scottexplorer
Scottaegyptus Johnston
Scottoway the Adventurer (I can't claim credit for this; it's an old one - one of the first. And best.)
Scottoguide
Scottinand Magellan
Scottsundae
Scottostyle
The Scottographer
Scottwaldo Emerson
ScottInvestigates (really the name of a newsmagazine)
Scotton Johnclair
Scottward Bernstein

Let's see...we need a new one...

O. Blate Scottospheroid?

(This entry was a lot funnier in the concepting stage. Oh well. You get what you pay for!)