The Quotable Red

From Surviving Grady, on TBS's technical difficulties last night:

Oh, and pressed hams all around for the dunderheads at TBS who were unable to transmit the game's first inning due to a couple of overloaded circuits or something like that. For f@#k sake, back in my shit-ass dorm room I was able to run a blender, three fridges, four illegal hotplates, a microwave and a neon Bud Light sign off one goddam outlet (and a shitload of extension cords) without so much as tripping the breaker. I expect a bit more from Ted Turner.

"Pressed hams?"