Monday, January 21, 2008

An Open Letter to Mother Nature

Dear Mater Natura,

Um, wtf?



Not a fan. Please change your ways or I may have to find another metaphysical matriarch.

Regards,
MRhé

4 comments:

Neen said...

Yes I agree, she is not being very nice.

Anonymous said...

What'OWhatIsYourComplaint
What'OWhatIstheProb?
YouSleepAllDayWhenYerNotatWork
OrOverworkingYourPen.
NowIFYouDaredtoGoOutside
AndSlipandSlideLikeaChild
WeMightBelieveYouHadaMinor*Complaint
ButYetNothingtoDriveMamaNaturalmentWild.
PutonYerBoots,YerScarf,YerMitts,
YerCoatandChargeOutthe Door --
YouCanMakeIttoYerLocalStarbucks
AndthenEvenaBitFartheronMore.

TRANSLATION: Enjoy what you cannot change, and change nothing that is necessary to bring on future pleasures.

MRhé said...

Ah yes, Doc (I assume?), but if I lived in California then my future pleasures would be my present ones.

Anonymous said...

"California"...?

Think "Spring" -- it'll take you farther and further.