An Open Letter to Eric Gagné

Dear Eric,

Your surname means "won" in French. Aren't you bilingual? Or are you just being playfully ironic? Your performance is causing severe intestinal distress to millions of people worldwide.

Either change your name to Perdu or stop acting like you're playing petanque out there on the mound.

Tues-toi,

-MRhé


(With apologies and a hat tip to Iain.)