Heh

I'm putting this up just to ruffle Enrico's feathers. A point to LB for the joke:

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton
felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his
way up the porch,he noticed another house just around the corner. It
was a 3-story mansion with a Silver and Blue sidewalk, a 50-foot tall
flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a
New England Patriots towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So What's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said: "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine."