Monday, January 21, 2008

An Open Letter to Mother Nature

Dear Mater Natura,

Um, wtf?



Not a fan. Please change your ways or I may have to find another metaphysical matriarch.

Regards,
MRhé
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4 comments:

  1. NeenMonday, January 21, 2008 at 11:45:00 AM EST

    Yes I agree, she is not being very nice.

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  2. AnonymousMonday, January 21, 2008 at 5:54:00 PM EST

    What'OWhatIsYourComplaint
    What'OWhatIstheProb?
    YouSleepAllDayWhenYerNotatWork
    OrOverworkingYourPen.
    NowIFYouDaredtoGoOutside
    AndSlipandSlideLikeaChild
    WeMightBelieveYouHadaMinor*Complaint
    ButYetNothingtoDriveMamaNaturalmentWild.
    PutonYerBoots,YerScarf,YerMitts,
    YerCoatandChargeOutthe Door --
    YouCanMakeIttoYerLocalStarbucks
    AndthenEvenaBitFartheronMore.

    TRANSLATION: Enjoy what you cannot change, and change nothing that is necessary to bring on future pleasures.

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  3. MRhéTuesday, January 22, 2008 at 12:54:00 PM EST

    Ah yes, Doc (I assume?), but if I lived in California then my future pleasures would be my present ones.

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  4. AnonymousWednesday, January 23, 2008 at 8:14:00 AM EST

    "California"...?

    Think "Spring" -- it'll take you farther and further.

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